Friday, Feb. 22, 2002 - 10:56 a.m.
Hey all!
Who missed me? I don't know why you would miss me, since I didn't go anywhere, but if you did that is very sweet of you. I missed you as well, very much. Not a minute goes by when I do not think to myself, "Damnation! I miss, (your name here), ever so much. Cruel fates. Father, why have you forsaken me?!"
Ahhh nothing like sacrilege to make a boy feel like a million bucks.
We got a freakin awesome printer at work the other day. HP recommends that 4 people lift it together, but my boss and I poopooed that and hefted its massive girth on our own. All told it is about 200 pounds. Not too much for a manly man, such as myself.
So we took it out of the boxes that is came in (two boxes that would be large enough for several children to create a cardboard fiefdom) and setup this mofo. This printer has its own internal web server! You type in the IP address and the printer serves up a webpage that lets you configure it, see how much toner there is, ect.
This is very sad, but I find this printer to be very exciting.
Oh, and the other day I watched paint dry, and it ROCKED!
