Thursday, Oct. 31, 2002 - 12:23 a.m.
I have nothing of great importance to talk about tonight.. I know I know, what else is new Scott?
Well funny you should ask.. not much. I have been working a lot, attending meetings and feeling like I am not doing too much, and taking an enormous amount of time to do it. Such is the life of a quasi-administrator/lackey that I am. At least it seems that some people may be listening to me when they nod their heads with the slack jawed look. Only time will tell.
How long is it before everyone on the planet bows down to my genius and lauds me like no other? I am starting a pool on this topic, I have next Thursday.
I have also decided to give Macromedia $100 to certify me in Dreamweaver. I have to take a test and then I am a 'Macromedia Certified Professional.' What wonderful things will this allow me to do? Well as near as I can tell I will be able to do some, or all, of the following:
1) Walk on Water
2) Turn Water to wine (but will I still be able to walk across it since it WAS water at one point... I will need to ask the Macromedia Rep about that)
3) Multiply fishes and loaves
4) Use a Macromedia Logo on my business cards, resumes, and websites.
5) Kick the money changers out of the Temple
I am hoping for number 4 myself.. I mean come on! The use of an official Macromedia logo? Let me see your god do that.
Didn't think so.
