Thursday, Feb. 28, 2002 - 6:17 p.m.
The Olympics are over, and I didn't write about them! What a fool was I! I could have gained hordes of readers by chronicling the wonderful events and whatever else was there. I don't know much about it because I wasn't really following it.
I do know one thing, I want to be a curler! Hurrah! This is one of the best sports ever thought of! Suspense, violence, and sex; right there on the ice! And there are two people sliding in front of a big rock and sweeping the ice. What else could you need?
In other news, my favorite band ever won a Grammy. That is right Styx won for best album. No, no they didn't. They Might Be Giants won! Hurrah for them! They are super keen and I like them. They won for "Boss of Me" from the smash hit "Malcolm in the Middle."
Other than that, not much is going on in Scottville.
